Welcome to My Totally Serious Website

This is where I keep all my *very* important data — including a list of how many pancakes I can eat before I start speaking fluent dolphin. (Current record: 14 🐬)

A very professional kitten

Above: our lead developer, Mr. Whiskers, hard at work. He mostly types "meow" into the code, but morale is high.

Disclaimer: This website is 100% gluten-free and contains zero traces of common sense.